Je suis beaucoup trop Dune ces temps-ci.

Parce que c'était beaucoup, beaucoup trop drôle:

« 'Nightmare' Dune cast

Listen up everyone, let's have some fun, shall we?

Think Michael Bay, think of a semi-plausible Dune cast that some Hollywood suit might have actually thought up (e.g., Paris Hilton as Chani is too far out there to be plausible, but Lindsay Lohan is a possibility). Here are mine, some obvious, some not so much:

Duke Leto: Alec Baldwin
Paul Atreides/Muad'dib: Shia LaBeauf (who else?)
Lady Jessica Atreides: Julia Roberts
Liet Kynes: Nicholas Cage
Chani: Mena Suvari
Duncan Idaho: Matthew McConaughey
Gurney Halleck: Samuel L Jackson, in a "token black guy" twist!
Doctor Yueh: Billy Bob Thornton
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen: Robin Williams or Jack Nicholson in a fat suit
Piter DeVries: Crispin Glover (interesting choice, but blatant typecasting)
Emperor Shaddam: Michael Douglas
Princes Irulan: Mischa Barton
Reverend Mother: Sarah Jessica Parker
Guild Agents: Tim Curry and Stanley Tucci
I'm drawing a blank for both Feyd Rautha Harkonnen and Stilgar

Seriously, an outstanding choice for Stilgar would be Temuera Morrison. »